The 3rd Evil|
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Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in
The 3rd Evil (dhun dhun dhun)'s LiveJournal:
|Wednesday, August 17th, 2005|
I found it!! I found it!!! You'll never guess whats happened. Current Mood: mischievous
|Saturday, May 28th, 2005|
With orbital base date swiftly approaching (whisperwhisper) I thought you might need a helpful henchmen who wholey wuv walliterations.
My powers include: sneezing, making obscure refrences no one catches, being lame and stealthy, and infiltrating the secret world of grocery stores.
|Tuesday, May 24th, 2005|
I didn't post this accidentally in my lj... honest...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha- *cough, wheeze, hack*
Good day villians and villianessessess! I know it has been a long time since we've had an evil meeting. The state of our evil organization is thus:
Our inflatable* lair was initially intended to be deployed into an ocean where we can plot in peace however SOMEONE
and I'm not saying who (Dark Mistress**) has holed herself up in the executive bathroom and is requesting tithes. Once the nessessary funds were raised through couch cusion questing, she proceded to attack me with- yes- a dental instrument.
Now I've previously warned about the dangers of using dental instruments, esspecially
within the inflatable lair, but this unnamed individual (Dark Mistress**) did not listen, so sadly out expensive*** base is now at the bottom of an ocean.
Now I'm a firm believer in evilness; but there will be consiquences**** for such actions. Inflatable base part two is now under construction- and I do
hope we're more careful this time.
***3.50$ worth of bubble gum and balloons
****dangling over pirrana pits
*****Who needs a new code name... Current Mood: confused yet evil
|Tuesday, April 26th, 2005|
Metal Sliver, here. Ok... Ive infiltrated the mysterious group PSE (or something). After gaining enough info i have made it back to commo without arousing suspicion. After we regroup at the fortress i will tell all. But for now, it seems that im am alone at the base. It looks abandoned but im sure it is a decoy. I await the arrival of my comrades.
:::waiting::: Current Mood: evil
|Saturday, December 18th, 2004|
Back From Hiatus
This message has been classified: Super Duper Secret
HA! HA, HA! MUWAHAHAHAHA! Why am I in such a good mood you ask? Well I just got back from a brief hiatus from plotting and what not. Our funds are booming with unmissed coinage, and our inflatable base* is all but complete. Any preferences on an ocean we can plop it into?
In other news I would like everyone to use the new Ultra Executive Bathroom, now that The Dark Mistress has declared the old one her own evil lair. You’ll find the gentle flushing facilities quite relaxing, as well as the ape/hybrid midget man known as Kupadalala. All HAIL Kupadalala! He hands out towels.
Oh- yes! And which ever one of you** has been leaving burning wildebeest dung on my door step, please stop. My hose*** doesn’t reach to that part of the lair. Thank you. After we launch our secret inflatable base in whichever ocean, we will begin construction of our evil mountain lair! And then the monkeys… oh yes… the monkeys.
Will SOMEONE FIND THAT DAMNITABLE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Dark Mistress I know its you
***bionic elephant Current Mood: Evil
|Thursday, November 11th, 2004|
So, I have managed to run into the Px and take a handful of cardboard circles i thought looked cool. Turns out they are each worth 25 cents (i guess they ran out of real money here). The bad news: you cant only use them at the Px. So if we need anything from there (maybe an evil pencil collection, or evil cases of soda for those lazy days when we just want to sit on the couch instead of raid it) then i will be glad to get my fake quarters together and get it for us. ::puts cardboard into jar::
Back to being evil Current Mood: complacent
|Wednesday, November 10th, 2004|
So I see our bathroom has been taken over... ::fiddles with mind control device:: How do you feel now Dark Mistress? May I have my tithe back?
and the REST OF YOU! Cushions! RAID THOSE CUSHIONS!! Or
INVITE Bill Gates or Donald Trump into our little LJ community... we really need the cash... we're almost as broke as... Supreme Overlord... Current Mood: devious
|Tuesday, November 9th, 2004|
ok ... so what exactly is this community? I'm evil. yeah. Especially when i drink. hence the reason i don't drink. i could fucking kill someone / myself when i'm drunk. so yeah. check out my journal, comment to be added. its personal sometimes, but mostly just pointless.
we're all mad here...
|Monday, November 8th, 2004|
Glad to see that the masses are gathering! I am thrilled to be accepted to this "honorable" organization. I will start organizing the library immediately. Current Mood: high
YUSS! New members are amassing. Looks like we're off to a good start! I'd have to say, when I started dreaming of becoming an evil dictator as a small child* I never thought I could amass such notorious forces!
I'll assume by your lack of reports that Operation Mulatta Cushions is generating enormous revenue- to the point where you greedy lil' villains have no intention on donating to my evil empire... that's well in good**.
In an unrelated topic we presently have -169,012.23 Dollars in our evil treasury do to the sudden need to purchase mind control devices to handel thieving henchmen...
Also on an unrelated topic, I've finished the teeshirts! *hands them out* and I also have these matching tiaras*** for you to wear... partake.
Now that that's settled-
How is operation Mulatta Cushions going?
**kinda evil actually
***clearly mind control devices( And_I_Like_to_IntroduceCollapse ) Current Mood: amused
|Thursday, November 4th, 2004|
|Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004|
First things first...
Hello Fellow Evil Minions, Henchmen, and THE HATED DOUBLE CROSSER- errr... I mean... valued Dark Mistress...
We are gathered here today, in the house of god to wed- oops- wrong clip board... yes! Today we are gathered to begin our Evil Empire!
I would first like to introduce myself... SPANKY! and my sidekick Supreme Overlord. I discovered my love for evil after a horrible stairs incident some years back. The Supreme Overlord, having been BORN evil, pushed me down a flight of stairs. At the time, she was being shadowed by one Dark Mistress- the HATED secret agent, who, for the first time ever failed to save an innocent. I plumeted past Dark Mistress as she failed to grasp my flailing limbs and the resulting brain damage had caused my system to become riddled with Compound E- thus turning me into an EVIL GENIOUS! *lightning strike*
Now after many years of secret plotting, it is time for Supreme Overlord and myself to begin building our evil lair and dark armies. Our first mission as an evil organization is to establish a steady and untraceable cash flow. After much planning and ice cream I have figured out how we can do this.
We will have to corner the couch cushion market. It has remained, thus far, an untapped resource. Supreme Overlord will be heading this operation with Dark Mistress as her head henchmen. Due to Red Jade's ferret's expertise, she will be in charge of the labor work force, supplying her ferret army. Your first target should be- your own couch. Make sure to collect ONLY unmarked coinage in small cents lest our plans be traced. Good luck- gentlemen- errrr ladies... Current Mood: accomplished
In light of recent political events beyond my control, Jolene Wagner (CodeName Supreme Overlord), Myself (CodeName Spanky*), have decided to begin plotting world domination. Our evil organization shall be called "The 3rd Evil" (dhun dhun dhun). We decided that calling ourselves the third evil will cause local authorities to begin searching for the first and second evils thus giving us time to construct our evil lair. The internet is slow at my location so I encourage you all to look for potential evil lairs on ebay or something.
We presently have 3.25** dollars in our Evil Treasury. With this I plan to construct an inflatable lair*** out of chewing gum and party balloons. We are presently accepting applications in all fields. Femmes Fatales need not apply due to the high risk of falling in love with secret agents and betraying. We will however be using Fembots who are far less likely to betray. Also- if anyone has any Mysterious compound, chemical, or formula X we will pay top dollar for it****.
Presently I am working on the T-shirts that will read "The 3rd Evil" across the chest and on the back say "...lovingly plotting World Domination Since 2004" on the back. Jolene will be working on an oversized and strikingly obvious self destruct button*****. Also if anyone has an orbital base, that would be excellent for weekend meetings.
PLEASE try to recruit people for this movement******. Try your best however to keep this notice on the DL. If you are not The Supreme Overlord or Spanky, please leave a comment******* if you wish to join, explain your function, level of Evil, Codename and a brief introduction of past exploits. Also if you are a secret agent plotting to overthrow The 3rd Evil, please leave your Name, Address, Organization and Secret Weakness.
*Other codenames are in the works
**Looted (found) in between couch cushions
*** Use of Firearms, dental instruments and man eating cybernetic tigers are prohibited
****Whatever money is left from the party balloos and chewing gum
*****Self destruct device coming Fall of '05. Do not press after Fall of '05
******No double agents or incompetent minions
*******Everyone who submits a pledge of loyalty will recieve one point to be the best person in the world.